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Creature Cocks Jurassic Dock Dinosaur Silicone Dildo

$68.99
$69.96
Color: Blue/Green

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Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States).

Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counter-balance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry.

You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. Your get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!

Measurements:

Overall length: 10 inches.
Insertable length: 5 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: Green, Blue

Note: Can be used as a novelty item or personal toy.

Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head!
  • Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only.
  • Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker!
  • Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!

We offer both standard and expedited shipping options to suit your needs. Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days for delivery, while expedited shipping ensures faster arrival within 1-3 business days.

Shipping Rates:

Shipping fees are calculated during checkout based on the shipping method selected and the destination of your order. Rates are determined by the weight and dimensions of your package.

Discreet Packaging:

Your privacy is of utmost importance to us. All orders are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging with no indication of the contents inside. The return address will feature only our company name, with no reference to adult products.

Order Processing:

Orders are processed within 1-2 business days of being placed. Once your order has been processed, you will receive a tracking number via email to monitor the progress of your shipment.

For any questions or concerns regarding our shipping policy, please feel free to contact us. We are happy to assist you!

Because of the intimate nature of the things that  we sell, we are unable to return or exchange purchased toys and products unless defective.

If a item is defective, you can wither contact the manufacturer for its warranty policy, or if it is within 14 days of receiving the item you can contact us for an exchange. Please email us with the description of item, what the defective is, and the order number,

If you received an item other then what you ordered, that is on us and we will exchange it out for the item that you ordered

You can always contact us for any return question at support@wilmoreholdings.com.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

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